Narrate the process of eating food. MLA formatting (5 paragraphs/500-750 words) Be dramatic, directional, informative, epic and comic. Use 1st Person subjective (hero or ally); 2nd Person directive; and 3rd Person informative (hero and others). Use all the epic archetypes: hero, mentor, allies, enemies, gate keeper/guardian, oracle, shapeshifter, trickster and wizard. Follow the beats of the epic plot in 5 paragraphs. Use comedy: irony, exaggeration, oxymorons, the RULE of Three. Have an appropriate title: World/Hero/Quest.